August 6thToday was August 6th, a very special day for Canada. His retarded brother America never understood why but every August 6th, Canada would take a trip and his brother would not see the Canadian's face again for the rest of the day because Canada would have this head shoved up his OWN ASS exploring his colon.Because he had been butt fucked by Prussia's 5 meters for a whole century, it was important he kept proper rectal care. The yearly check up kept his large intestine clean and free of Mochi-America's and Tomato Box Fairies.While he had his head 9000 plus feet up his ass, he decided to coat the soft inner rings of this colon with maple syrup until it was soaked and dribbling down his neck out of his crack. He licked it as it slowly dripped out."GOD THIS IS HEAVEN!! MY ANUS FEELS SO GOOD!!To America walking by, Canada was bent in a strange 'p' shape with his head up his ass and muffled moans and screams escaping from within."Hey bro while you're up there can you look for my xbox?"